Artie Lange

Artie's book in stores November 11, 2008

Author: MJ

Posted on 4/19

(12 votes)

Purchase 'Too Fat To Fish' here...

Said on 11/14

Hi,

I'm leavin Vegas today to hit the La book singing tonight!!!

Love you Artie & thr book is GREAT!

Sin

: Marco; Said on 10/29; Artie, you coming to Cleveland to do a book signing? I think your sister is the hottest women I have ever seen, are you sure your not adopted?

: beer; Said on 8/23; hey, this fuckin thing better not cost more then 30 bucks...already paid 12 bucks for beer league, tubby...

: Darpino; Said on 7/20; ARTIE the devil is calling from Nicky D of The Tower Theater

: DABorn; Said on 6/21; Loved the book Artie! Thanks for sending me an early copy it will definitely be a best seller.

: Vanessa; Said on 6/10; I have been to Amsterdam and became Amsterdamned. Almost missed the ship but the H is the best and I haven't done any for a long time(years). If I had a dick, it would have been in the dirt. I just was curious but it was legal and never did it again. I have been to Amsterdam a few times for pleasure and fun only. You are so talented. Not many people make me laugh so hard I almost wet my pants. Hang in there!

: PizzaMan; Said on 5/25; Legala weeda, Momma mia, dats da ticketa!

I gonna smoka da fatty when we getta da legal weed here.

(BY fatty I mean, smoka da fat joint, not da fat boy Artie!)

: aburke69; Said on 5/19; Next time Artie goes to Amsterdam, I wanna go. I'm not a hooker, but I'll f*ck him good. Also, I'm into drugs and I like to cook good Italian food. I'd give him a good weekend.

Said on 5/11

Artie ought to have more whores than pancakes. He might keep his girlish figure that way.

: LordDinkleDorf; Said on 5/8; I been to Amsterdam for work many times. Without out a doubt always a good time. There is a black section of the Red Light District and I always find it funny how the African Ladies yell out you and try to intimidate you to fuck them. HEY YOU COME HERE!!!! LET"S FUCK OR I KICK YOUR ASS!!! Good Times, Good Times.

: gonzomark; Said on 5/6; Ive been there artie and had both the pancakes and whores!!! The whores are pretty damn scary until after 10:00 weekends and get really hot on the weekends! But I definatly had a lot more pancakes than whores!!

Said on 5/6

Come on really???? No hookers Artie? Not sure Ibelieve that but at least you got some good weed while you were there.

give a shout the next time your are in Austin, I would love to see you live!

Said on 5/1

Teddy,

You better step up your game or Artie's gonna charge at you again.